Woah

Do you know who that guy is? I do.

It's Daniel fucking Radcliffe, known to most as "Harry Potter."

Seems like the absurdly buff/hott 17-year-old is starring in a stage production of Equus, which is known in theatre circles as "that play about horses, except the actors are horses, too. I think. And there's nakedity."

Rock. I gotsta get back to London.

Trashley Illustrates a Current Event!

"Scooter" Libby on Trial

worst picture ever!

News - All Good!

Good TV is finally back, and I've been eating up every bit of news I can find about my Favorite Hit Shows.

For instance, did you know:

• Hugh Laurie recently won a SAG award for "House?"
• Courtney Love may replace Paula Abdul on "American Idol?"
• Bravo has a new show called "Top Design" - hosted by Todd Oldham!?
• "Lost" is back next Wednesday?

Oh dear, television must have been a lonely place the past couple of months. Welcome back, friend.

BE HONEST

On a scale of 1-10, how gross do you think I am for wanting John Stamos to date one of the Olsen twins?

Pow! Right in the Kisser!

If you're like me, you've probably watched more "Roseanne" than you care to admit. I can tell which season I'm watching based on what kind of haircut the lady has, or if David's living in the house or not.

But anyway, remember when Jackie was dating younger, abusive Fischer? Of course you do. Did you know the actors are married in real life? Probably not.

It's something I just learned, and gosh darn it, it makes me really happy for some reason. I mean, he probably doesn't hit her in real life, so it's a good thing.

And Speaking of Commercials...

Hey Starburst,

I don't want to see vomit in any kind of commercial, ever. It doesn't matter what species it comes from (whale or otherwise), having people be thrown up on to sell candy is out-and-out one of the most retarded things I've ever heard of. See what kind of un-PC monster you've turned me into?

There's a reason they don't show urine, feces, or blood in ads for diapers, fiber, or tampons - that shit is nasty, and no one wants to see it. Vomit falls in the same category. Not that I ate your gross candy to begin with, but if I did, I would stop. That's how much this offends me; it takes a lot to make me stop eating candy.

Yours,
Trashley

AARPunk

Has anyone seen that AARP commercial that features a Buzzcocks song? I knew retirement was going to be kick-ass, but I didn't know it was going to involve slamdancing. Only 40-something years to go!

Underwhelmed!

Holy shit, dude, did you hear the Halen is back together!? Not Van Hagar, the real Van Halen! I'm going to scrub the mildew off my best beer cozy, cook up some meth, and celebrate with a good, hard listen to 1984, which just happened to be the last good year of my life. Jesus, I hope they come to an arena near me!

If only Axl would get his shit together, I could finally plug that 3-D cougar wall light back in and invite some hot high school chicks over to celebrate for real.

Question...

Is Steve Buscemi hot?

In fact, is it ever okay to find him attractive? If so, when? If not, why not?

O, Amazon

So I've started a new job where I basically play online for a few hours in the wee morning, and have found that while YouTube is a precious thing, reading reviews on Amazon.com take the cake for blow-by-blow hilarity. It seems everyone knows about The Hoff and Amazon, but here are some reviews (from the UK) for a little tome called The Bible:

The first part is long-winded. The stuff in the back is wicked cool. When you get to the part about Jesus in the desert being tempted by the devil, you are given two choices. OMG! Take the choice where you cast magic missile and destroy the devil's incarnation, that gives you the best ending! I didn't really see a need for the part of the story with the sharks in it.

Will "Choose Your Own Adventure" ever not be relevant?

I would just like to say that 'The Bible' is not a novel,it is God's Word spoken to us through chosen people. I pray that anyone reading the Bible in future will be touched by Jesus love and grace and by gripped by God's word and go out and tell everyone about Jesus and that he died for all of us and that he loves us and wants us to be saved. I hope you get as much out of it as God needs you to. Try reading Matthew, Mark, Luke or John first and hear about Jesus!

Geez, I hate it when people don't get it!

Oh My Christ

I've figured out why I haven't been able to find out any good gossip - every damn TV show and website have been obsessed with the goings-on of hateful slurs on the "Grey's Anatomy" set.

Seriously; I could not give less of a damn.

It seems like they've been talking about this forever, and it's getting old. Real old. Can you imagine if there were so many magazines and blogs 10 years ago? I bet Calista Flockhart talked all kinds of shit about Courtney Thorne-Smith.

Well, Well, Well

Nice to see that no one has any time to help me catch up on the Trash I missed. Screw all you guys. In retaliation, I hope this picture gives you nightmares for centuries.

Regular posting will resume on Friday.

Made of Trash Wants YOU!

I've been out of the loop for what seems like ages. I know Justin and Cameron split, I know Drew and Fab split, I know Lindsay Lohan is in rehab, I know American Idol is back...but what else is there?

What kind of television/movies/music/pop culture hilarity have I missed out on in the past few weeks? Be a good little reader and post any goings-on you feel I should know about.

Ew, 2007!

So get this; London is way more interesting than Middle Tennessee, so I decided to spend most of my time DOING AWESOME THINGS and BEING COOLER THAN YOU, so that led to minimal time in front of the computer. Go figure.

Anyway, I'm back home again, and will resume regular posting some time next week. I've got some stuff to do, and my New Years' resolution was to do more things I need to do for myself rather than other people. And drink more.

In the meantime: Stupid Website Name of the Week