Made of Trash Wants YOU!

I've been out of the loop for what seems like ages. I know Justin and Cameron split, I know Drew and Fab split, I know Lindsay Lohan is in rehab, I know American Idol is back...but what else is there?

What kind of television/movies/music/pop culture hilarity have I missed out on in the past few weeks? Be a good little reader and post any goings-on you feel I should know about.