Thursday, December 14

Uglyfaced Muppet Royal Talks Shit

Do you read Popbitch? If not, you should. Anyway, today I had this item in my inbox:

Prince Charles is a huge fan of Borat. William and Harry set up a private screening of the movie for him and he loved it, saying he "couldn’t believe the Americans even understood why it was funny”.

Fuck, Chuck, you been spending time with Gwyneth Paltrow? Americans think there are a lot of funny things to come out of Britain. There's your wife, for instance. Her face is pretty hilarious. What else, what else...oh! The fact that your mother will never die and you won't be king until you're 70 is also really really funny. And that's not even mentioning the fact you won't have any actual power! There was also that whole ex-wife thing when everyone loved her instead of you...I could go on and on.

I'm leaving for London tomorrow, Chuck. How's about you and I do a comedy rumble? Trafalgar Square. Noon. Christmas Day. I will own you.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn,Trash,have a sense of humor.Geez,he lives in a world of bad teeth,worse food,and the ugliest women in the world [next to North Dakota],lighten the hell up!

3:14 PM  
Blogger Everybody Is Indifferent About Richard said...

Woo, outrageously ancient semi-comedic stereotypes!

After reading this did you go to get some 'fast food', shout more than is necessary to emphasise a joke, have some bad sex (everyone knows the Europeans invented sex) and then oppress some black people?


5:24 PM  
Anonymous Jon said...

Damn I was about to write that!

It’s sad because I have met so many wonderful Americans; it’s a shame that most of you are ignorant, obese, evangelical racists who like nothing more than fucking the entire world up because you’re too stupid to listen.

8:08 AM  
Anonymous carligula said...

At least we brush our teeth, Oh, SNAP!!

10:30 AM  
Blogger Everybody Is Indifferent About Richard said...

Toothpaste? We can't afford that. We're all on a humble chimney sweep or shoe shiner wage.

Cor blimey, Guvnor!

12:10 PM  

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