Friday, September 12

Are These Pictures Actually In My Face?

Do you like to watch morbidly obese people fall down? Do you like it when black women call themselves "sassy mamma" or when Italians give a shout-out to their 500 paisans back in Brooklyn? 
Well then, you racist, offensive son-of-a-bitch, Fox's "Hole in the Wall" is just the show for you! This American remake of a Japanese game show features our nation's fattest, most stereotyped clichés almost literally jump through hoops for your amusement!
I don't know what the point is, I don't know what the prize is, but there is no way this sort of ritual humiliation can be worth it. America did finally implode upon itself on September 11th, but it had nothing to do with airplanes and everything to do with ordinary citizens debasing themselves in shiny jumpsuits for, at most, 9 minutes on television.
I hope you're happy. May the Large Hadron Collider mercifully destroy us all.

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Blogger space_man said...

How I agree! Stupidest thing ever. If only we could exchange the lives lost on 9-11-01 for those being utterly wasted watching crap like this.

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All dogs and September 11th victims go to heaven.

What's the difference between a pitbull and an September 11th victim?

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And isn't this an hour long show?

Yeah, this is the state of American TV. Half the shows are Reality TV shows and, of the half that aren't, half of them are Law and Order or CSIs and the other half are remakes of Aussie and British shows, often starring -get this- Aussies and Brits playing Americans. Why not just show the original versions and save a fortune?

Kill me now before it gets worse.

12:29 PM  

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