Thursday, May 29

I am 10,000% Positive

I have a secret confession: I'm pregnant. I have another confession: I'm a prostitute. Would it be in poor taste for me to wear this shirt from the Maury Store as an easy way to bring up the topic of my ho-ish infidelity to my abusive, drug-dealing, boyfriend/cousin? Thanks for your help.

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Anonymous jennifer said...

OH, Maury. Tsk tsk tsk.

4:11 PM  
Blogger shazrazzamatazz said...

They should distribute them after each Jeremy Kyle DNA test.

3:16 AM  

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