And Speaking of Commercials...

Hey Starburst,

I don't want to see vomit in any kind of commercial, ever. It doesn't matter what species it comes from (whale or otherwise), having people be thrown up on to sell candy is out-and-out one of the most retarded things I've ever heard of. See what kind of un-PC monster you've turned me into?

There's a reason they don't show urine, feces, or blood in ads for diapers, fiber, or tampons - that shit is nasty, and no one wants to see it. Vomit falls in the same category. Not that I ate your gross candy to begin with, but if I did, I would stop. That's how much this offends me; it takes a lot to make me stop eating candy.

Yours,
Trashley