omg hottest politicans ever

My new crush, Rahm Emanuel, has accepted the position of White House Chief of Staff, which means this is setting up to be the best-looking administration any country in the world has ever seen.

I like this picture 'cause it's like I'm looking up at him from my knees. Someone hook up an internship for me plz.

My New Thing: Rat-Like Hotness

Example One: Charlie Day

Example Two: Sam Rockwell

How can you not be charmed by their adorable, rat-like faces and vague, sexy grossness? I love them and their lazy facial hair and want them to stay in my life forever. Charlie Day is the best part of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," the best comedy on television. And Sam Rockwell is actually like, an established character actor who has genuine talent. More of this sort of thing, Hollywood!

My Problem With Kirk Cameron

My major problem with Kirk Cameron is not that he alienated himself from his "Growing Pains" cast members by haranguing them about Jesus (I imagine it must take a lot to piss off Alan Thicke), or that he and his Kiwi pal don't understand bananas and use their confusion as part of thier ministry, or that he played a character named Buck Williams in the movies about being Left Behind, or even that he has fundamental (heh) problem with his stated profession of acting by going so far as to have his real-life wife act as a stand-in in a kissing scene.

No, my problem is that he is all of these things and yet totally hot. Couldn't he have the decency to look as crazy as he actually is?

HA!

This is what you find when you Google image people for no particular reason.

Sorry. I'm a liar. I have a reason and the reason is his hotness.

I love you Ryan, and I promise not to make fun of your '90s hair or hilarious exclamatory fonts ever again.

Jarring Realization of the Day

Matt Stone, as in "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Creators of 'South Park'" is HOT. He's doing something rather Peter Krauseian here and I approve, even though I'm not a fan of that watch.

When the hell did this happen?

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Is this guy hot?

His name is Matthew Bellamy and he's the singer/guitarist for Muse. I have absolutely zero opinion on the band: I just have a touch of insomnia and saw a video on VH1. He might be sexy or he might be gross: I probably won't be able to sleep until I find out which. Maybe it's a hint I that had trouble finding a good picture. Maybe it's not his fault most of the pictures were from 1997 when men's hairstyles were, at best, ridiculous. What do you think?

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Do I still think Daniel Radcliffe is hot?

Pros: Young, Gifted, and British; funny; overall symmetry of face; pretty pretty blue eyes!

Cons: Leatherdaddy vest; bizarre stubble; overzealous eyebrows.

Please, please help me.

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Is Tim Roth hot?

Answer: yes. He is also awesome in every way you could imagine, plus 10. These are true facts.

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Is John Donne hot?

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Is Casey Affleck hot? I think he might be.

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Is Robert Rodriguez hot...

or has he just been standing next to Quentin Tarantino?

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Is Joel Stein hot?

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Is Gael Garcia Bernal hot?

My opinion is yes, without question...but I know some silly people disagree. Are you one of them? Am I not friends with you anymore? What about his face do you not like, the handsome?

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Is Eddie Izzard hot?

I'm a fan of his comedy. I'm not quite sure how I should feel about his heteromasculine goatee.

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Is Michael Imperioli hot?

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Is Steve Buscemi hot?

In fact, is it ever okay to find him attractive? If so, when? If not, why not?

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Is Dylan Moran hot?

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Is Jason Lee hot?

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Is David Hyde Pierce hot?

I mean, surely not. But maybe a little.

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Is Paul Bettany hot? Sometimes I think he is, but then I remember he's blonde, so he can't be. It's a very confusing time for me.