Jarring Realization of the Day

Matt Stone, as in "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Creators of 'South Park'" is HOT. He's doing something rather Peter Krauseian here and I approve, even though I'm not a fan of that watch.

When the hell did this happen?

In More News I Don't Care About

Apparently it's a big fucking deal that Alec Baldwin left a bitchy and over-the-top phone message to his 11-year-old daughter. Surely this must beg the question...why does anyone care? Why do we even have access to this message? Oh, right. Kim Basinger.

Really, did he call her anything worse than a "thoughtless little pig?" Her parents are Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin. She probably is, did anyone think of that? No, no, of course not. America has been too busy clutching her invisible pearls in shock horror over a dad yelling at his kid to really think about anything else.

I Get Confused Sometimes

Rosie O'Donnell is leaving "The View" and I don't care. I don't know anyone who cares...about the show, or her, or Donald Trump, or anything to do with that whole daytime-TV world that features no island mysteries whatsoever. Is this the kind of celebrity gossip 50-somethings in Nebraska get excited over? Why is this news again? What am I doing? Maybe if I blog like Rosie it will become clearer...

rosie is leavin the view
and i dont care
do you?
do you?

No, still retarded. Carry on.