In More News I Don't Care About

Apparently it's a big fucking deal that Alec Baldwin left a bitchy and over-the-top phone message to his 11-year-old daughter. Surely this must beg the question...why does anyone care? Why do we even have access to this message? Oh, right. Kim Basinger.

Really, did he call her anything worse than a "thoughtless little pig?" Her parents are Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin. She probably is, did anyone think of that? No, no, of course not. America has been too busy clutching her invisible pearls in shock horror over a dad yelling at his kid to really think about anything else.