kthnx!
Continuing in their never-ending struggle to present a fair and balanced story of the world, Fox News has hilariously let their religion correspondent comment on the murders at Virgina Tech. Did she write about how some people take solace in religion after a tragedy? Or how about any religious allusions the killer may have made in his 'manifesto?' No, she goes right to the heart of the matter:Was Cho Seung-Hui schizophrenic … psychotic … manic-depressive? Or were the shooting deaths of 32 people, including Cho himself, at Virginia Tech University part of the ongoing struggle between God and Satan … good against evil … lightness and darkness?
Could Cho have been possessed by the Devil? Could that explain the massacre at Virginia Tech?
Dr. Richard Roberts, president of Oral Roberts University, shouts an unequivocal “Yes!”
Thnx for that, Fox News Religion Correspondent Lauren Green. Your tasteful and relevant column will surely jump-start the healing of a country in mourning. Unless, of course, the devil beats you to it.
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posted by Trashley at 2:34 AM
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That's fuckin' nuts. I also put it on Fox News the night of the shooting, and at like 11pm they were running a big thing at the bottom of the screen flashing in red that said "ALERT." I think they meant "breaking news" but I guess that just doesn't seem to scare people enough anymore.
I hate being a Christian. People are always lumping me in with lunatics like that.
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