Keith Richards Snorted Father

He could be lying, of course. I mean, maybe he's thinking "Let's see what else people will believe about the drug-fueled haze that is my life!" Why wouldn't we think it's true? On the other hand, maybe he did ingest his dad. While gross and wrong, I guess it's kind of cool? I mean, it's cool that his mind even goes there anytime he's presented with something snortable.

Heh. Coconut tree.