Pow! Right in the Kisser!

If you're like me, you've probably watched more "Roseanne" than you care to admit. I can tell which season I'm watching based on what kind of haircut the lady has, or if David's living in the house or not.

But anyway, remember when Jackie was dating younger, abusive Fischer? Of course you do. Did you know the actors are married in real life? Probably not.

It's something I just learned, and gosh darn it, it makes me really happy for some reason. I mean, he probably doesn't hit her in real life, so it's a good thing.