Your Boyfriend is Stoked

'Cause it looks like Scarlett is single.

Oh Jesus

If you take the top half of Scarlett Johansson's face and glue it to the lower half of Michelle Williams' face, it kind of looks like Amy Sedaris.

I need to go to bed.

Good Idea? Bad Idea?

Rumor is my girl Scarlett is going to release an album of Tom Waits covers. While there is no doubt of her street cred in my mind, I really can't decide if this is a good thing or not. I'll still love her, though. No matter what.

Who Knows?

Full disclosure: Scarlett Johansson could spit in my face after clawing out the eyes of newborns, and I would totally defend her. I think she's awesome in pretty much every way.

But anyway...do you think she's had her nose done? Based on the evidence sumbitted, I'm going to say "no." It just looks like she's grown into her face, 'cause her mouth is pretty big in that first picture, too. Everyone looks like an idiot when they're 13. Don't hate her because she's beautiful.

It's All A Dream

I've seriously started to wonder about the movie version of "Dallas," especially now that Scarlett Johansson is allegedly involved. Can she do comedy? That's how I've always envisioned it, much like The Brady Bunch Movie or The Addams Family, both of which were actually kind of good. I hope they don't try and turn it into a drama à la theconvolutedd Mission Impossible or the unnecessary Miami Vice, which I won't even bother to see.

I have no actual memories of "Dallas," though I am familiar with the whole "Who Shot J.R.?" premise because that's the kind of shit that's important to me for whatever reason. At this point, ofcoursee, as long as there's no Paris Hilton threat, I might think about seeing it, maybe. On cable.

Scarlett as Boleyn

I'm not sure exactly which Boleyn she'll be playing, but it doesn't matter. English historical drama is my favorite kind of movie, and Scarlett Johansson is my favorite kind of actress. I'm way too excited about this.