Saturday, July 8


Seems Tori Spelling is like, totally sad she wasn't around for her daddy's passing. I can imagine it being a cruel shock, since 80-something stroke victims rarely die. Who could have possibly seen it coming?

Anyway, Aaron Spelling created 1,435 crappy TV shows in additon to Tori, so clearly he is now in hell watching reruns of "7th Heaven." The ones after Jessica Biel, masturbation isn't allowed down there.

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