Clown Cop

Full disclosure: I hate clowns. They're scary and horrible, and I believe every woman busted that day should have been given a medal.



If I'm known for anything, it's low standards - but there is no amount of money in the world that could convince me to sleep with a man in clown makeup. Even if I really needed some crack.

It's so obvious this police department had nothing better to do when the "Cops" crew came around. Total jerks.