Free At Last

It's only a few more hours until Kim is released from prison, people. Just in time for Independence Day! I'm elated.

I mean, perjury is barely a crime. I hope she goes out in search of the real perjurer, not unlike like her friend O.J.

Her first post-prison album should only have songs about her sexxxy lesiban bottoms and readings of her favorite fan letters.

Welcome back.