Faraaz!

So I have no feelings for Paris or Nicole, but goodness me, that 15-year-old Pakistani boy they lived with on "The Simple Life 4" is really too cute for words.

I feel very dirty and very weird for spending as much time as I did Googling him. There were no images I could find, so I did the next best thing - I found his MySpace page. It's pretty bad, but whatever, he's adorable.

I need a new hobby.