Hey MTV:

Nice try with "The Real World: Hollywood." The only problem is you forgot one thing: people like me who remember when you did that city in 1993 and called it "Los Angeles." This isn't even some "New York 2" bullshit, it's just a lie.

Not that it matters, because I won't watch it. In spite of the the Corals and Trishelles you spit out, everyone knows the last good season was Seattle and that was 1998. Ten years ago.

I understand you need to keep topping off your "Real World / Road Rules Challenge" bucket of nasty, but please don't expect me to care about these people. They're not even hot anymore. Not hot like German Lars was. Or even Eric Nies.