Things I Missed
Two weeks is a long, long time to be gone from the World of Trash. Here's some already-old news I missed hilariously commenting on:
- The end of Reese and Ryan (Philaspoon?)
- Kramer is a racist and possibly a Freemason
- Britney and Paris are friends again
- Tom and Katie are married in Italy, though not really married because I'm pretty sure Italy (and Trashley) doesn't count Scientology as a religion; Oprah not invited
- Millions of idiots watched a football guy beat A.C. Slater on "Dancing With The Stars"
- Casino Royale rules me - and the Queen!
- And speaking of royals - Prince Harry slowly becoming hotter than Prince William
- Kelly Ripa faux-"outs" Clay Aiken and Rosie is pissed? I'm not quite sure, but I do know I loathe Kelly Ripa and her clownface.
- There is no Britney/Kevin sex tape - a nation mourns
- Robert Altman dies - Lindsay Lohan kind of bummed
- O.J. Simpson still a murderer
How busy we've been! Did I miss anything?