Friday, October 6

Sweet Baby Jesus

It appears that God has taken no part in knocking up Keisha Castle-Hughes , the girl you know from Whale Rider. Well, she's going to play Virgin Mary in this holiday season's(!) The Nativity Story, but her boyfriend claims to be the father! I say he and God take this to "The Maury Show," where all things Good take place. She is only 16, after all.

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Anonymous carligula said...

She's 16 and he's 19. They've been dating for 3 years. Is that illegal?

Of course, if it was God, that's waaaaaaaaaaay illegal.

2:02 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

depends on the states. in some, 16 is the age of consent so long as the partner is under - what is it, 24? 30? i don't remember.

if it's 30, carl, that means you've got one more year to knock up a high-schooler. better get crackin'.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous jennifer said...

Presumably they started shaggin' when she was 13 and he was 16 then? Sweet baby jesus.

4:36 PM  

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