30 Seconds to PAIN

Jared Leto reportedly assulted Elijah Wood at some awards show put on by MTV, and it is the saddest story I have ever read in my life.

I kind of hate little Elijah Wood, but who would actually try to pick a fight with him? It's so crazy I almost think it's not true, but then I rememeber Jared Leto decided to start wearing makeup and play in a emorock band called "30 Seconds to Mars" so he can continue to fuck 17-year-olds who have no idea what "My So-Called Life" was.

So really and truly, anything is possible. Hobbits.