Practical Uses for Shit
Though Vegemite is now illegal in the US (maybe?), we can still eat Marmite, it's British cousin. I'm sure insane purists will tell me there are dozens of differences between the two spreads, but nasty is nasty so fuck 'em. Those people don't eat peanut butter.
But anyway, if you decide to buy an overpriced jar of Marmite and find it too disgusting to actually swallow (it's a bitter, black yeast extract!), you can make sure it doesn't go to waste and make "Marmart."
To the left you'll find Jude Law. Class-y.