Alone and 64

I am loving this McCartney divorce! Now I could be wrong, but the latest update is Heather Mills taped or recorded conversations where Paul was beating her? Or maybe calling her names? Well, it doesn't matter because normal people do not go into arguments with a tape recorder handy, unless you're thinking about divorcing your billionaire husband.

She wants £100 million ($ 186 million +) but may get only 2, according to The Sun (one of my favorite tabloids). Clearly the problem is she overreached. £50 million should have been the starting point, fool. I hope Sir Paul of Wings beat you with your own wooden leg.