Wednesday, October 25

Check "The Sun" Daily

They just don't give a fuck anymore! It's awesome. Heather Mills is threatening to sue, and here's how they retort:

"At one point in the papers, one-legged Heather said she had to crawl to the toilet at night without her false limb on because ex-Beatle Paul, 64, objected to her using a bedpan in their bedroom.

A friend of Kate said: 'Kate reassured Stella that she knew Heather was a liar because she had seen her hopping around.

'She said she was ‘jumping around like a fucking gazelle’ and is prepared to swear to it, in court if necessary.'"

and

"Here are lies which show she has not got a reputation to defend.

LIE 1: Lady Mucca frantically denied working as a prostitute. But in July it emerged she was a £5,000-a-night hooker whose clients including arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi and an Arab prince."

It's all so much fun! It's by far the best divorce to ever happen.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Wood said...

Since when have the Sun ever given a flying one?

My favourite Sun moment is still when they printed leaked pictures of Saddam in jail in his scanties. George W Bush complained, leading them, on the next to day to print on their front page:

BUSH PROBES SADDAM'S PANTS

and beneath that:

"I'LL GET TO BOTTOM OF IT" SAYS PRESIDENT

Which is a work of genius.

3:29 PM  
Blogger Trashley said...

Do you think I could work for them when I come over? I have dubious (at best) journalism skills that I can more than make up for in pure moxie!

3:30 PM  

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