Check "The Sun" Daily
They just don't give a fuck anymore! It's awesome. Heather Mills is threatening to sue, and here's how they retort:
"At one point in the papers, one-legged Heather said she had to crawl to the toilet at night without her false limb on because ex-Beatle Paul, 64, objected to her using a bedpan in their bedroom.
A friend of Kate said: 'Kate reassured Stella that she knew Heather was a liar because she had seen her hopping around.
'She said she was ‘jumping around like a fucking gazelle’ and is prepared to swear to it, in court if necessary.'"
and
"Here are lies which show she has not got a reputation to defend.
LIE 1: Lady Mucca frantically denied working as a prostitute. But in July it emerged she was a £5,000-a-night hooker whose clients including arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi and an Arab prince."
It's all so much fun! It's by far the best divorce to ever happen.
"At one point in the papers, one-legged Heather said she had to crawl to the toilet at night without her false limb on because ex-Beatle Paul, 64, objected to her using a bedpan in their bedroom.
A friend of Kate said: 'Kate reassured Stella that she knew Heather was a liar because she had seen her hopping around.
'She said she was ‘jumping around like a fucking gazelle’ and is prepared to swear to it, in court if necessary.'"
and
"Here are lies which show she has not got a reputation to defend.
LIE 1: Lady Mucca frantically denied working as a prostitute. But in July it emerged she was a £5,000-a-night hooker whose clients including arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi and an Arab prince."
It's all so much fun! It's by far the best divorce to ever happen.
Labels: Anglophile, Divorce, McCartney, Mills, Music
posted by Trashley at 1:44 PM
2 Comments:
Since when have the Sun ever given a flying one?
My favourite Sun moment is still when they printed leaked pictures of Saddam in jail in his scanties. George W Bush complained, leading them, on the next to day to print on their front page:
BUSH PROBES SADDAM'S PANTS
and beneath that:
"I'LL GET TO BOTTOM OF IT" SAYS PRESIDENT
Which is a work of genius.
Do you think I could work for them when I come over? I have dubious (at best) journalism skills that I can more than make up for in pure moxie!
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