Drop Your Life!

24-Hour "Law & Order" marathon on - what else? - TNT. Today.

If you're lucky you'll tune in at a good time and eat up a nice slice of Briscoe/McCoy pie with some Logan or Green on the side. I'd steer clear of anything involving the name "Southerlyn," of course. How bad an actress do you have to be to make the viewer pine away for the "dynamism" the show possesses before and after your tenure? "Law & Order" is a lot of things, but dynamic it ain't.