I'm a Bad Person for a Variety of Reasons

There have been no updates because all summer long I've been on a top-secret mission to find out what, exactly, makes Slade of various Bravo! reality programs so sexy. He's obviously a bit fame-whorey and has little more than a stereotypical interest in women but still: I am a fan. Even though his name is Slade. Cum on Feel the Noize indeed.

Here are the results of my mission:

• I like his hair
• Pretty eyes!
• Nice smile
• Good arms
• Rich?

So there you go. I consider this a summer well spent.