Oh, Dear

I must say, this may be the best lead sentence I've ever stumbled upon:

Hugh Grant has been arrested and questioned by police after a photographer accused the actor of attacking him with a tub of baked beans.

Come on now, Mr Paparazzi, a "tub" of baked beans? You and I both know very well it was only a can. Hugh had to skip breakfast because of you!

I'm 100% on Team Hugh here, by the way. I know he's smarmy, but Love, Actually may be my guiltiest pleasure ever. Also? He's still hot.