Yesterday's News, I Know...

If Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra can't make it, what chance do any of us have? Honestly. Judge them all you like, but I dare you to name any couple more perfect, more tailor-made for each other than this duo. They're both so damn sincere in their artifice, it's endearing. Yeah, neither are particularly talented or (in my opinion) attractive, and people like them are the reason I never want to visit Los Angeles - but there is no doubt in my mind that they were in love. It makes me sad they couldn't work it out.