Tuesday, July 18

BREAKING NEWS


Oprah: "I'm Not Gay"

At last, we can all go back to our normal lives!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Sara said...

In other news, TV actress Leah Rimini, has confirmed that Suri Cruise does indeed exist, and Leah's seen her with her own two eyes.

I'll bet you'll never guess what religion Leah belongs to.

6:52 PM  
Anonymous jennifer said...

This public defense really happened?! David Letterman just mentioned it in his opening news bit, but I didn't honestly think that it'd happened! Has there suddenly been renewed interest in their supposed lesbo relationship? I think not.

10:04 PM  
Anonymous jennifer said...

Oh. What about Stedman? Is he NOT GAY as well?

8:57 AM  

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