Friday, July 14

Hey Ladies!

Not comfortable in those teeny-weenie bikinis all the young whores are wearing nowadays? Ashamed of your sexuality? Want to reassure your husband that your body is a temple and only he can disdainfully look upon it? If so, Wholesome Wear has the swimsuit for you!

They're also perfect for daughters! It's important for them to learn their (female) human bodies are filthy as early as possible!

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4 Comments:

Anonymous jennifer said...

No! At least those bloomer-esque swimming suits of the early 20th century were form-fitting and kinda cute: http://www.thepineslodge.com/images/SWIMA.GIF

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have the culotte swimmer in magenta.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I refuse to go to the beach without my burqa.

8:21 AM  
Anonymous Thom said...

"the looser fitting taslan scoop-necked romper outer garment."

What the fuck? Is that English?

1:00 AM  

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