Ha!

How accurate is imdb? My Project Runway stalking led me to Austin Scarlett's profile, and it says that he played "The Thief" in Caress of the Vampire 2 in 1996. Now, if he really was born in 1981 like his profile states, that means he would have been only 15 years old when making this film. I have no clue what this movie is about, but if it's what I think it's about, there's no way that can be legal, right? Maybe it's a mistake, or maybe I'm overthinking it. No matter, as long as I can have a role in part 3.