So, David and Victoria Beckham are probably going to move to the U.S. (and by U.S. I mean Los Angeles) pretty soon. If you'll look closely at the picture, you can understand that there's really no better place on Earth for this couple. The breasts. The tans. The meticulous detail regarding accessories. How deliciously trashy! Apparently L.A. has a professional soccer team, and they're supposedly trying to get David over here so we can all start calling soccer "football," and football "American football." Ain't. Gonna. Happen.