Monday, July 24

Pelé Jr.

So, David and Victoria Beckham are probably going to move to the U.S. (and by U.S. I mean Los Angeles) pretty soon. If you'll look closely at the picture, you can understand that there's really no better place on Earth for this couple. The breasts. The tans. The meticulous detail regarding accessories. How deliciously trashy! Apparently L.A. has a professional soccer team, and they're supposedly trying to get David over here so we can all start calling soccer "football," and football "American football." Ain't. Gonna. Happen.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

David just wants to be in the movies. With a little luck, he'll be the next Brian Bosworth.

2:58 PM  
Anonymous jennifer said...

I was wondering when he was gonna make the move to the fake tan capital of the world. He was on the Today Show sometime last year (and that was the first time I ever heard his weasly voice) teaching kids to play football and expressing interest in moving over here permanently to do something for tha kidz.

3:15 PM  
Blogger Trashley said...

Jen, my little sister was in NY at the time and MET HIM. She has a picture and everything.

3:22 PM  
Anonymous jennifer said...

No fuckin' way! Haaaa! That's brilliant. What'd she think of THAT voice?

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I quite liked Posh & Beck's bit with Ali G on Comic Relief. But come to think of it, I don't think David ever spoke.

Let's check:

4:45 PM  

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