My archnemesis Taylor Hicks will be meeting President Bush next Friday. Well actually, all of the Top Ten finalists from this year will go to the White House, but Hicks (since he's teh winna!) is the only name that's being mentioned anywhere. I'm sure Hicks and Bush will have a lot to talk about, like maybe Taylor can give some awesome advice about what he would do with Israel and Lebanon. It would probably have something to do with giving them Fords and Coca-Cola.