Monday, November 27

Daniel Craig's Face

I thought Casino Royale was a great film. It was smart(ish) and sexy, and this is coming from a bitch who'd rather watch Jane Austen adaptations or "Real World/Road Rules Challenge" than almost anything, so you know it's good.

I do have one teensy problem though - Daniel Craig.

It's not that he's blonde. I don't care. It's not that he's a bad actor, because he's not at all. He's pretty great. It's the fact that men and women worldwide are creaming themselves over him when he is very clearly fug.

I mean honestly. Look at his face. Just try.

You know, I'm in fact kind of paying him a compliment because I loved the movie so much. He was so cool and awesome, I totally forgot that his nasty shovel face was towering 20 feet high over me for 2 1/2 hours.

Many handsome actors are never allowed to play anything other than "sexy," no matter how talented they are. Luckily Craig is really talented and ugly, so he's probably got a huge career of box office gold and weighty Oscar roles ahead of him.

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Anonymous anonybird said...

Daniel Craig's face has caused me some concern in the last few days. Here's the dilemma. Daniel Craig's face - ugly. Daniel Craig's face when he's wearing little else (the sun-blessed exposition of his nudish torso stealing the entire film) - suddenly attractive. Daniel Craig's face - ugly. Daniel Craig's face when smarming some daft bitch in to sleeping with him - uh oh, that's really rather attractive.

Good lord, what's wrong with me?

7:15 PM  
Blogger Tricia said...

I was just about to post exactly the same sentiment. It's quite disturbing, expressing and revoking lust for a man repeatedly in such quick succession.

3:26 PM  

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