Daniel Craig's Face
I thought Casino Royale was a great film. It was smart(ish) and sexy, and this is coming from a bitch who'd rather watch Jane Austen adaptations or "Real World/Road Rules Challenge" than almost anything, so you know it's good.
I do have one teensy problem though - Daniel Craig.
It's not that he's blonde. I don't care. It's not that he's a bad actor, because he's not at all. He's pretty great. It's the fact that men and women worldwide are creaming themselves over him when he is very clearly fug.
I mean honestly. Look at his face. Just try.
You know, I'm in fact kind of paying him a compliment because I loved the movie so much. He was so cool and awesome, I totally forgot that his nasty shovel face was towering 20 feet high over me for 2 1/2 hours.
Many handsome actors are never allowed to play anything other than "sexy," no matter how talented they are. Luckily Craig is really talented and ugly, so he's probably got a huge career of box office gold and weighty Oscar roles ahead of him.
I do have one teensy problem though - Daniel Craig.
It's not that he's blonde. I don't care. It's not that he's a bad actor, because he's not at all. He's pretty great. It's the fact that men and women worldwide are creaming themselves over him when he is very clearly fug.
I mean honestly. Look at his face. Just try.
You know, I'm in fact kind of paying him a compliment because I loved the movie so much. He was so cool and awesome, I totally forgot that his nasty shovel face was towering 20 feet high over me for 2 1/2 hours.
Many handsome actors are never allowed to play anything other than "sexy," no matter how talented they are. Luckily Craig is really talented and ugly, so he's probably got a huge career of box office gold and weighty Oscar roles ahead of him.
Labels: Anglophile, Bitchface
posted by Trashley at 1:45 PM
2 Comments:
Daniel Craig's face has caused me some concern in the last few days. Here's the dilemma. Daniel Craig's face - ugly. Daniel Craig's face when he's wearing little else (the sun-blessed exposition of his nudish torso stealing the entire film) - suddenly attractive. Daniel Craig's face - ugly. Daniel Craig's face when smarming some daft bitch in to sleeping with him - uh oh, that's really rather attractive.
Good lord, what's wrong with me?
I was just about to post exactly the same sentiment. It's quite disturbing, expressing and revoking lust for a man repeatedly in such quick succession.
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