Ricky Gervais, Watch Out!

Courtney Love is currently fucking British comedian Russell Brand, who I guess is kind of hot if you're drunk. She used to fuck Steve Coogan, who is not hot at all.

Dont' get me wrong, I totally understand the Brit infatuation, but like, is this really the best she could do? I'm sure there's all kinds of dirty skinny British musicians who'd love to get a piece, unless I missed the whole "comedians are the new rock stars" memo or something.