Wednesday, August 30

Easily Impressed

You know, I've had kind of a weird crush on Jeremy Piven ever since I saw him in an ascot. I kind of want us to get together to see if I could best in a smarming contest. I'm betting he would utterly crush me.

Isn't he supposed to be really pervy or gay or something? Fuck it. If the hair plugs can't stop me, I can't think of what would.

3 Comments:

Anonymous alexis said...

agreed. per usual.

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He used to be obscenely overweight (see PCU) so I think that gives him the right to be smarmy.

7:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doh, I think I mistook Jeremy Piven for Jon Favreau. Which one is in Swingers???

8:02 AM  

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