Missing the Point

Look, it's not the fact that K-Fed was bragging about his "amazing-ass" scores on the GED - it's the fact that he seems to have made $2 million from "Chaotic" and now has almost nothing.

$2,000,000.

From "Chaotic."

I'm pretty sure there were only six episodes, and I'm almost certain no one watched it. It was also on UPN, which isn't even a network anymore. I need my own reality show ASAP. I swear, I won't even try to cut an album after it's over. It'll be Janice Dickinson-esqe, about me trying to start up my own mom-and-pop adult entertainment company, and it'll be called "Trashley Presents: Vanilla Kink."

I'm calling Bravo tomorrow.