Hey Brits!

Jesse Metcalf says you guys are lazy and ugly, and that British guys don't work out.

That last statement is probably true, since I'm willing to bet he's been hitting a lot of gyms to work out and stuff. Just look at those pecs, and eyebrows. And chains. He likes gyms, and the men who frequent them. I've also never seen a fat American in my life - if we are known for anything around the world, it's our stunning physiques.

I hate this douche.