Sunday, August 20

UFC = GAY

What is up with this Ultimate Fighting? Is it the new boxing, or the new XFL? I'm not at all a sports fan (unless we're talking about hot Italian soccer) and I really don't get it. I understand the concept of "the more violent, the better," but it just all seems so massively homoerotic. I can't watch it for too long because of all the blood, but it only takes about a minute before they get sweaty and throw each other in 69 positions in order to make the opponent submit. Plus you have to pay to watch it.

I'm just saying it's gay porn, that's all.

I dare you to prove otherwise.

38 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're right, UFC is absolutely gay, they throw each other about 2 punches, then proceed to kissing, hugging & humping each other till the end.

10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no technique when they fight. disgraceful.

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"hot italian soccer" ?? You're are GAY! Go play with your gay soccer buddies in the shower and don't insult guys that can bit the shit of you in two seconds.

7:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

totally agree with you on that. UFC is the gayest shit I've ever seen. A bunch of sweaty guys in barely anything, throwing a few jabs around to get the other guy's attention and then proceeed to the ground. Then they hug each other, going into different positions to ultimately, make the guy submit. Talk about BDSM.

I think I remember watching it once and one of the guys said something like "man he was so smart giving him the Anaconda from behind" If you say that line is NOT homo, then sir, you must come out of the closet.

I don't even consider it fighting. Fighting involves actually hitting the guy, and if you want a takedown/grappling fight, then make it not seemingly gay.

to the guy who said that the creater of this article is gay. Are you actually stupid? when he said "hot Italian soccer" I would kind of think he was referring to Itilian babes playing soccer. If you couldn't figure that out in 5 seconds, than buddy, i wish you good luck on your life.

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Right winged bigot from said...

I rather watch a dogfight or cockfight or even wwe (fake fight but cool moves) than this laugable psedo violent sports.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it really is gay. two guys "fighting" each other on the ground is not exciting. I can't watch that crap without feeling embarrassed it's like why am i watching this lol. Boxing is way better anyway.

1:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't you people tell that the author is female. Look at the profile.

Ps ufc is gay

6:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UFC IS GETTING REAL GAY THEY STOP THE FIGHTS WHEN THE FIGHTERS ARE STILL FINE

FUKIN GAY SAUCE HERE

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberace gay!

7:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell yes its gay. This is the most popular sport that is watched by all the gays. Its so hot to watch all these hot dudes with muscles hump and get into the 69 positions with each other. Talk about hot gay porn action. If your questioning your sexuality, just watch the ufc. And if you get a big boner while watching the ufc, then yep, your a homo!!!

11:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is the MMA gay? It's a mixture of the best fighting styles in striking and grappling in the world. I've seen MMA guys beat the living hell out of boxers in street fights. Most of the armies in the world learn grappling and submissions because they can be used to break peoples arms, legs, wrists, necks, ankles, dislocate shoulders and rip ligaments. For example, if somebody knocks you down and is standing over you beating the shit out of you; if you don't know how to grapple in that situation you could die. Nobody gets a boner watching the UFC because it a fight and if you look at the UFC and you think that it looks gay, that's just the way your brain looks at something. A guy on top of someone trying to pop the other guys shoulder out of its socket may look gay to you but ultimately its more of a real fight than boxing, kickboxing, taekwondo or any other combat sport.

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well said... I am glad people are finally addressing this Faggotry knwon as UFC for what it really is. AND dont jump down my throat because i'm not a boxing fan either in fact i used to think boxing was kinda gay until i saw UFC.... and all the 69's and hugging and kissing and the tight leather shorts lol... it makes boxing look like a gentlemans sport respectively

11:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All sports are gay. The fans are a bunch of losers who worship big muscular males, and ignore their girlfriends to get drunk with a bunch of dudes and sit around watching sweaty guys in spandex. The more someone talks to me about sports the more gay I assume he is.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am gay, and Oh my GOD... I see lots of people that wear hats and shirts supporting this and i never thought that i would watch it because of all the rednecks that i see wearing this shit. Last weekend i was at a BBQ and it some how ended up on the TV. and then i see how every thing they do is like a showtime latenight porno for BDSM MEN. like wtf! this was so amusing to think of all these rednecks totaly geting their subcontinent balls off to this homo erotic softcore porn! HAHAHAHA i can even look at people wearing UFC shit without thinking how they really rather be a moe!and that their wife is just a big-o'l beard! SCORE ONE FOR ALL THE GAY BEARS!!!! LOL UFC IS MOST DEF GAY!!!

8:32 AM  
Blogger omari said...

Ok first of to the guy that said UFC is better than other fighting sports, you are so wrong. Second its gay there have been gay people saying they watch it for there amusement so that kinda tells it. Third if you are really martial artist you know there are many different ways to displace someones bones that does not involve grappling.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok lets have you say that to a UFC fighter's face and see what they say. YOu will be killed when they throw you into one of those "69 positions"

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is nothing Gay about two hairless guys who put on shinny panties and cover themselves in oil just to 69 each other and cuddle on the floor. And it's not gay at all for a bunch of guys to pay money to sit around and watch all this happen. IF YOU HAVE TO TELL YOURSELF THIS THEN COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND SHUT THE HELL UP.

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the ufc is the shit...soccer is gay...its just abunch of fags running around chasing a ball.

mma is the fastest growing sport in America.

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the guy who posted at 7:46... you are just another inbred, redneck, retard that thinks he is hot shit. i have trained in MMA for six years and i know for a fact that UFC is a bunch of hyped up bullshit. if you are going to talk shit, you may as well talk shit about something other than the fact that the gentleman who posted this likes soccer... especially seeing as i personally enjoy soccer and i could beat you so bad you wouldn't remember what it was like when your father fucked your faggot ass so deep in the rectum you stopped fingering your sister and blew your load on your mother/aunt. go learn how to post a real argument before you go looking for a fight you fucking cunt.

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no, it's gay

8:42 PM  
Blogger Richard Roberts said...

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6:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHAHAHAHA...when you're in an open guard position then yes its gay XD

1:33 AM  
Blogger bel_saravia said...

UFC is the gayest shit I've ever seen. all they do is roll on the ground, hug, and go on top of each other. they claims they know karate, muy thai, and boxing and they don't do any of that shit. any bumb can qualify for UFC, its emmbarresing. fucking teachers and hippies make it. fake wresleing is more entertaining than this shit. Dana White openly expressed that he wants a gay fan base and gay fighters to came and fight.

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UFC = GAY Fact: If you watch the UFC odds are you're gay or not straight.

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My farther and my grandfather watch this stuff. I see it in pubs all the time. The people watching it aren't gay, well, not a lot of them. SOMEHOW - I don't know how - people do NOT view this as erotic, and instead have some appreciation for the "fight".

I think it's like art. Either you get what you're staring at and call it a masterpiece, or you just walk away confused. People all see things in differeny ways. I see it as gay, it amuses me while at the same time bores me (I'm a female, but what the hell - two men rolling around! Sure!) ... I don't understand the men that watch it, but whatever.

5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gay Gay , all day, all the time. Its Gay people doin extreme things..

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THANK YOU!!! i agree with you completely. i get just as uncomfortable watching a UFC match as i did when i saw Broke Back Mountain for the first (and last) time.
The finny thing is... every single one of my friends think it's the best thing since apple bongs. It's a pretty big deal in the islands and West Coast USA. Had to search "UFC is gay" online just to make sure i'm not the only one thinking that way. nice to know i'm not alone.

4:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im a degreed black belt and study aikido, kenpo and jiu-jitsu. i'd gladly take on any of those fighters. in tournaments we never got on the ground and rolled around. we stood up and fought. these homos wont fight real guys. sure they are over-sized masses but i recall more than once in the dojo where i workout/practice where i took a few of them down using real martial arts.

12:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a few comments to direct at a few of you. first of all to the one who posted originally, yes, mixed martial arts can be construed as a little homoerotic. i practice it and have no shame in admitting that. if you are that uncomfortable engaging in what is a very fun and entertaining sport because being close to another man bothers you that much, then you are just automatically sexualizing contact and may have some issues. not to mention the fact that if you can't get close to another guy, YOU CAN'T FIGHT. mixed martial arts is just that, a fight. 75% of fights end up on the ground, its just realism. to the idiot who said there's no technique involved, wow you need some lessons. please tell that to BJ Penn who achieved his black belt in brazilian jiu jitsu in 3 years, an unheard of feat. or anderson silva whose muay thai striking is so efficient he could stand and strike with the likes of buakaw. same to the black belt who claimed to practice jiu jitsu but only stands up in competitions? that's not jiu jitsu brother. unless you're talking about japanese ju jutsu which if i'm not mistaken involves some ground fighting. i practice muay thai, brazilian jiu jitsu, some judo here and there, and mixed martial arts is just the culmination of all these arts and then some. i love practicing traditional martial arts, any truly skilled mma fighter who developed his game through said arts would tell you the same. so don't preach about "real martial arts" and claim that you could take any of these guys, because they are just like you, martial artists. they just happen to vary their game up unlike some of you thicker headed fighters with shallow game plans. and again, over sized? wrong. just like in any traditional martial art, mixed martial arts has weight classes. i'm a mixed martial artist and i weigh 135 pounds. clearly i'm not "oversized." if you don't enjoy mma, whatever, you don't have to. but don't be so homophobic to just write it off with, "that's gay" and don't you dare claim that a mixed martial artist is not a skilled fighter. both are ignorant and quite frankly, a little stupid. that's all, have a nice day :-)

6:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

totally agree ufc is a gay dry hump, what the hell is there to admire 2 guys in wrestling mode, like some type of gay porn no real judo break limbs mode ,,, just rolling around playing master and servant... totally stoopid its wrestling without the status of greko wrestling .. more like tumbling like infants.

9:17 AM  
Blogger Richard Roberts said...

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7:45 PM  
Anonymous Krasiv umnik! said...

Thank God that I am not the only one.I cannot watch that shit more than 2 minutes,because they momentarily get on the ground and start hugging.Not to mention that there is absolutely no technique in their "fighting".

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never seen a more obtusely ignorant, misinformed collection of posts in my entire life...and that's saying a lot, given the current state of the Internet.

Those of you referring to MMA as "gay", whether literally or figuratively, are merely advertising your incompetence.

Ground fighting has existed in numerous forms for centuries, even millennia. It has been taught, practiced, and refined over multiple decades into the disciplines we know today. MMA is merely a sport that incorporates the most effective of those techniques, along with the most effective striking techniques.

Stating that such techniques are "not fighting" because they don't involve hitting is about as stupid of a statement as anyone can make. Hitting, more appropriately known as "striking", is one of the more one-dimensional techniques to employ in a fight. Almost invariably, a well-trained wrestler or Jiu Jitsu practitioner will overcome any opponent relying solely on striking. closing the distance between yourself and your opponent and employing close-combat techniques to neutralize your opponent is THE MOST EFFECTIVE method of fighting in existence.

So you can continue to sit back with your ill-informed, homophobic nonsensical comments about what you perceive as being "gay", or you can sprout some new brain cells, buy an ounce of objectivity, and acknowledge the demonstrable FACT that high-level MMA is the most dangerous and effective form of fighting in the world today, and will continue to progress as such as it continues to evolve.

Otherwise, feel free to remain an idiot.

4:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just because you retards get a hard on watching them doesn't make it gay, it just cracks us non homophobes up that people like you exist who practice bigotry to hide he's a closet fanny bandit, hope you killed yourself by now, cheers

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ps if anything remind YOU of gay porn, that means you're the one thinking about it, not them. Hell I've never seen any gay porn to compare it with so if you have watched gay porn, and think about it even when guys are fighting, you are the one who's confused about their sexuality, so much so that you would much rather look like a on idiot than look like yourself

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pussy kids on internetz get knocked the fuck out in under 30 seconds by ANY UFC fighter-fact

1:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UFC not gay! When a big muscular MAN crawls onto your back and pounds you relentlessly before dealing you a finishing blow, and leaves you spent in a puddle of bodily fluids, THEN you tell me it's gay! Until then, you wanna share my sleeping bag?

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the only thing that is more gay than ufc has to be the ufc fans , not only are they gay but also they have no brains,no one with any smarts would enjoy seeing 2 adult male lovers sodomize each other and smell each others buts ,ufc is for the retards of the world , the ones that are to stupid to read or do anything else in life

1:46 PM  

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