That's Just Weird
Almost Famous and Hard to Handle are separated or divorcing or something, whatever, I don't care. What I do care about is their son. Yeah, that's a little boy. There's nothing wrong with long hair on a boy, but there is a line, and that line is called chin-length. Cut it, and now; he looks like a little girl. Damn stupid baby with hair longer than mine. I bet they're the kind of parents that want to make a statement about gender conditioning and all that kind of hippie bullshit. I'm glad they're splitting up. You know Kurt Russell is not down with this.