Federline!

I'll admit, I'm a tiny bit obsessed with Kevin Federline, but in a wholly voyeuristic way. This man is a perfect example of everything that is wrong with the American sense of total entitlement, and then he ups the ante and throws poor hygiene into the mix. He's absolutely brilliant: a piece of living art.

So, here we have it. Federline modeling. I need to find a man who rides bikes and wears a fedora. I'm pretty sure he's advertising the jacket, but still - amazing.

PS - My spell check suggested I replace "Federline" with "Fatherliness." You couldn't ask for a more astute observation.