...And No One Cares
Simon Cowell is sleeping with this woman. She's been on British reality television shows. She has a messageboard. She is gross. I don't know if I like Simon anymore. His real girlfrind is really pretty, he shouldn't gamble!
posted by Trashley at 5:22 PM
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Was that photo distorted? She looks like that girl from the Aeon Flux cartoons.
Oh no! Another bony bitch with massive melons hanging off her ribcage. ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH.
Nice pink message board, Jasmine.
Oh, and who is Simon's real girlfriend?
I have more issues with her face. It looks like her head's been run through a vice.
Isn't Simon's "girlfriend" that chick for E! or Entertainment Tonight or something? I read somewhere that Simon refuses to acknowledge her as his girlfriend, but she tells everyone that she is. Maybe it was in Rolling Stone. Simon would call her a piece of meat or something, and then she'd say "Oh, that's just Simon, he can't open up." No, bitch, you are a piece of meat. Girls can be so dumb, especially for a guy with money.
Terry Seymour is her name.
http://www.handbag.com/graphics/library4/Terri-Seymour.jpg
And I totally watched the "Biography" on Simon Cowell, she's his girlfriend.
She looks like an anorexic posh spice.
I'd hit it.
definitely would hit it.
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