Thursday, July 27

...And No One Cares


Simon Cowell is sleeping with this woman. She's been on British reality television shows. She has a messageboard. She is gross. I don't know if I like Simon anymore. His real girlfrind is really pretty, he shouldn't gamble!

7 Comments:

Anonymous Sara said...

Was that photo distorted? She looks like that girl from the Aeon Flux cartoons.

9:24 PM  
Anonymous jennifer said...

Oh no! Another bony bitch with massive melons hanging off her ribcage. ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH.

Nice pink message board, Jasmine.

Oh, and who is Simon's real girlfriend?

11:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have more issues with her face. It looks like her head's been run through a vice.

Isn't Simon's "girlfriend" that chick for E! or Entertainment Tonight or something? I read somewhere that Simon refuses to acknowledge her as his girlfriend, but she tells everyone that she is. Maybe it was in Rolling Stone. Simon would call her a piece of meat or something, and then she'd say "Oh, that's just Simon, he can't open up." No, bitch, you are a piece of meat. Girls can be so dumb, especially for a guy with money.

5:49 AM  
Blogger Trashley said...

Terry Seymour is her name.

http://www.handbag.com/graphics/library4/Terri-Seymour.jpg

And I totally watched the "Biography" on Simon Cowell, she's his girlfriend.

8:14 AM  
Anonymous sharon said...

She looks like an anorexic posh spice.

7:25 AM  
Anonymous 4‡¥‰…™L° said...

I'd hit it.

8:54 AM  
Anonymous rob said...

definitely would hit it.

11:54 AM  

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