Tuesday, June 12

Put a Rainbow on It

The US Air Force actually totally really sincerely honestly looked into building a "gay bomb" to drop on our enemies (of which there are many). Even overlooking the ridiculous homophobia of the plan, I don't see how it could work. What if it leaks on the plane? Then our own boys will want to start making out and before you know it, gay will spread everywhere, and trust me, that does not come off with bleach. Between this and the Army Robot Bear, I don't know which branch of the military is wasting your money more. Good thing I don't pay taxes.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

But aren't gay men good at, like, everything?

8:17 AM  
Anonymous megaphonic said...


to be fair, some random researcher submitted a proposal, and the proposal was denied because... well, because it was stupid. the air force gets tons of stupid proposals a year. but you gotta sift through the crap to get to the brilliant ideas, right?

7:19 AM  

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