Thursday, August 3


Do you subscribe? You totally should. If you did, they would send a weekly e-mail full of trashy news and corny jokes. Today's had this little tidbit:

There's been lots of talk about the Church of Scientology buying Neverland from Michael Jackson. We're hearing that this story is not quite true. It's even freakier. Scientology champion Tom Cruise is thinking of buying it for himself. He's been flying around the strange theme park to see if it would make a suitable hideaway for him and invisible baby Suri. And talking of Suri - our favourite theory as to why she's never been seen? The baby is rumoured to have a large port- wine stain, which can't be treated until she's three or four months old.

Personally, I don't give a damn about Suri, but I am fascinated by the idea of Tom Cruise buying Neverland. It seems like it must be false because it's so crazy, but it's also just crazy enough to be true. Surely these are the questions that make life worth living.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The whole Suri thing is kinda weird, don't ya think? Not Tom Cruise's secrecy, but the media's fascination with it. I don't like babies. I don't want to see them. I hate people parading their newborns for the cameras. It's gross and wrong. And what's so wrong about protecting your child from pervy sycophants?

I'm more concerned with the disappearance of Katie. You'd think she'd have something to say about all of this. What if she has post-pardum depression?

10:37 PM  

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