Everyone knows by now George Michael likes to cruise for random sex, right? Yeah, that's pretty much common knowledge. Are you aware, however, that this man is supposedly the stranger in the woods that almost ended George's engagement, and is now about to be sued? For serious. I mean, you can add "George Michael Loves Anonymous Sex" to that earlier list of "State the Obvious," but wow. There are no hot gay British men. Seriously. I dare you to name one, living or dead.