Opinions! On the Emmys!

• Jeremy Piven going off on Billy Bush was hi-larious
• Conan is Conan and therefore was awesome
• I really don't care about the winners
• In fact, I had intended to boycott since Hugh Laurie wasn't even nominated
• And neither was anyone from "Lost"
• I'm just happy "Everybody Loves Raymond" is off the air
• Of course, "Two and a Half Men" is still on and "Arrested Development" isn't, so whatever
• Fuck "The Amazing Race," "Project Runway" was robbed
• I have crushes of varying degrees on Stewart, Colbert, and Carrell
• I'm glad "Grey's Anatomy" didn't win anything, I hate Ellen Pomeranian
• Get your righteous indignation ready, there was a briefly exposed nipple