An Open Letter to Jared Leto
Jared,You're 34 fucking years old. If you really want to bang teenagers, just remind them of "My So-Called Life."
Wait, nevermind. I guess keep the haircut. It hides the crow's-feet fairly well.
The crocs are another issue altogether.
Yours,
Trashley
posted by Trashley at 12:13 PM
2 Comments:
one vote here for "most embarassing celebrity crush."
im almost not even embarassed, though. i know i should be, but its tough. god he has put me in such a pride-compromising position. if only i could get my hands on him and force him to wear jeans and baggy flanel shirts again, there would be so much less anxiety and ambivalence in the world.
My most embarassing celebrity crush is, and probably always will be, Dave Foley. I love that man.
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