Saturday, August 26

An Open Letter to Jared Leto

Jared,

You're 34 fucking years old. If you really want to bang teenagers, just remind them of "My So-Called Life."

Wait, nevermind. I guess keep the haircut. It hides the crow's-feet fairly well.

The crocs are another issue altogether.

Yours,
Trashley

2 Comments:

Anonymous alexis said...

one vote here for "most embarassing celebrity crush."

im almost not even embarassed, though. i know i should be, but its tough. god he has put me in such a pride-compromising position. if only i could get my hands on him and force him to wear jeans and baggy flanel shirts again, there would be so much less anxiety and ambivalence in the world.

6:50 PM  
Blogger Trashley said...

My most embarassing celebrity crush is, and probably always will be, Dave Foley. I love that man.

7:30 PM  

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