An Open Letter

Dear Quiznos,

What the hell? A handful of mixed greens that don't even taste washed is not a salad. A salad requires at least two ingredients, and the dressing doesn't count. Just because you don't use iceberg lettuce doesn't mean you're being classy - you're insulting us both. I know you know better, and you know I'm not coming back. I don't even understand the point of offering this bowl of lies as a side item! It makes me long for some greasy fries or tater tots: the only things a fast-food restaurant can do well. That's what you are, you know - a fast food restaurant. A shitty one.

Bitchily Yours,
Trashley