heres the thing, shes really cute, and has a great haircut, but, um, she cant sing, or dance. this is a great example of a cute girl who really turned jay-z on, and he got her an amazing producer and songwriter, and then spent 2mil on her video. yeah, its a great song, but i think anyone could have been successful in this equation. in the past five years? eh. im gonna go with "crazy in love," "we belong together," and "hey ya."
I think "Crazy" is probably the best song of the past five years, but I think this is it for the summer. I can't think of a better pop song out at the moment.
I'm not counting "D.A.N.C.E." in this (my actual favorite summer song) since it's too niche.
Up until now, Shania Twain has held the record for making a hit song out of the most ridiculous lyrics I'd ever heard. Rhianna puts her number one spot in jeopardy.
In order to be the best summer song of the past 5 years rihanna would have to beat out both Hey Ya! and Milkshake. Those songs might feel kind of played out now, but that's cause they are genuine classics.
I don't think anyone is going to look back at the Summer of Dreamz in 5 years and remember Umbrella.
Don't get me wrong. I want to like this song and its ok. But the Summer of Dreamz needs a real classic, something we can all love together, without guilt.
Sadly enough, the song is, conceptually speaking, sort of a 21st century, gilt-toothed, pimped-out, gen XYZ version of Dylan's Shelter from the Storm; however, at this point, I'm mostly just worried about this girl's future, now that she has opened that umbrella indoors...
Oh yea, as for the en pointe segments, I will say that if all ballerina's had a back porch like hers, ballet would be the preshow for Monday Night Football, and the sports "news" would be full of stories about the ballet salary cap and bad-girl ballerina's whoring it up and sponsoring pomeranian fights...
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heres the thing, shes really cute, and has a great haircut, but, um, she cant sing, or dance.
this is a great example of a cute girl who really turned jay-z on, and he got her an amazing producer and songwriter, and then spent 2mil on her video. yeah, its a great song, but i think anyone could have been successful in this equation.
in the past five years? eh. im gonna go with "crazy in love," "we belong together," and "hey ya."
mos def teh best of the summer.
i think the jigga-man's part is pretty weak, tho.
i am going to be honest, jay-z is awesome but i hate this song. a lot.
I think "Crazy" is probably the best song of the past five years, but I think this is it for the summer. I can't think of a better pop song out at the moment.
I'm not counting "D.A.N.C.E." in this (my actual favorite summer song) since it's too niche.
I think it's one of the dumbest songs I've heard in a long time. And I've heard a lot of dumb songs.
However this doesn't preclude it from being the greatest pop song of the summer.
But if I do hear it, and there happen to be any sharpened pencils laying around, I guarantee you they're going right in my eardrum.
Are you people ignoring the chorus?!? SRSLY. I'm confused.
Up until now, Shania Twain has held the record for making a hit song out of the most ridiculous lyrics I'd ever heard. Rhianna puts her number one spot in jeopardy.
I'm not feeling it. Sorry.
I think you are getting a little carried away Trashley.
Jay-Z is totally extraneous. It's like he's only in the song to brand it. Does the song even have a chorus?
For the record, TLC's Waterfalls is the best summer song of all time and Rihanna ain't got nothing on Left-Eye (R.I.P.).
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In order to be the best summer song of the past 5 years rihanna would have to beat out both Hey Ya! and Milkshake. Those songs might feel kind of played out now, but that's cause they are genuine classics.
I don't think anyone is going to look back at the Summer of Dreamz in 5 years and remember Umbrella.
Don't get me wrong. I want to like this song and its ok. But the Summer of Dreamz needs a real classic, something we can all love together, without guilt.
I like my pop, but this song has no hook. It sucks!
"Milkshake" sucked.
And..."Hey Ya" wasn't really a summer song. If memory serves me correctly, it wasn't even released until like Labor Day.
Sadly enough, the song is, conceptually speaking, sort of a 21st century, gilt-toothed, pimped-out, gen XYZ version of Dylan's Shelter from the Storm; however, at this point, I'm mostly just worried about this girl's future, now that she has opened that umbrella indoors...
Oh yea, as for the en pointe segments, I will say that if all ballerina's had a back porch like hers, ballet would be the preshow for Monday Night Football, and the sports "news" would be full of stories about the ballet salary cap and bad-girl ballerina's whoring it up and sponsoring pomeranian fights...
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