Seven Wonders of the Fucking World - Acropolis

This is the first entry in a 21-part series where I will be mocking the shortlist of architectural sites that have been nominated to become the "New" Seven Wonders of the (Fucking) World.

If you're interested in this sort of thing, you can vote online.

First up? The Acropolis in Athens, Greece.

Wikipedia tells me there are lots of acropoli in Greece, but this is the best-known one, probably because of the replica of the Parthenon in Nashville. Otherwise it's just some scaffolding. Fuck this place. Seriously. The steps are falling apart, you have to climb to get there, and it is not within walking distance to McDonald's like the one here is.